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08.06.2025 10:15
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
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Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
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What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
No way
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What does it mean to live "the 'underconsumption' life"?
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why don't we hear our own snoring?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance